055

My landlord probably has forgotten everything the next morning!
Luckily, everything back to normal!!

054

I'm back to my room eventually.
There is no lock, i've better to use something to block the door!

053

We keep walking, he keeps saying similar words.
What? This is only the 3rd day I've moved to the house, don't be silly!
I still see nobody on street, it's dark and cold, I'm afraid!
However, there will be only two of us when we go home, it's even more scary!!

rabbit "wah ha ha ... no sex appeal!!"

052

051

050

My instant reaction:
Wah! You've just touched a tramp with your hand.

049

We walk, walk and walk ...
I wonder when can we arrive home yet.
Don't say night-time, I can't tell the way home even at day-time.
My drunken landlord keeps himself busy singing and talking.

048

It's 3:00am, I see nobody on street.

047

The next moment my landlord shakes hands with a tramp.
Oh my god!

046

That person accidentally kicks himself and falls down.
What an idiot!

045

That person turns over,
he looks aggressive and starts kickboxing suddenly.
That person is much taller but my landlord is surprisingly calm
and even suggests to shake hands.
What an old ass!!

044

Drunken Trouble Maker
Time: 03:00am
Place: on the way home

My landlord follows a passer-by suddenly, then shouts.

043

I can't believe that I'm with a group of artists.
I'm unable to join the conversation,
English is a problem, content is another problem.
That's the only sentence that I can catch on,
but i can't understand the true meaning behind.

042

We move to another pub, I feel much better after having some crisp,
I want more drinks!

041

My landlord says this is culture shock!

040

Enjoying beer, I faint suddenly.

039

Mr landlord brings me to an exhibition opening.
He says that this kind of event is usually held on thursday night.
Tonight's venue is like residential.
A crowd with free beer gathers outside.
My landlord says that many artists and art critics are here.
Then we go to pub with some of his artist friends.

038

Trained under the poor Hong Kong Education System,
I can only understand 70% of his english even I'm extremely focused.
He keeps talking talking and talking... However, it's quite funny.

*English is described as the intestine of chicken because of the similar continuity of the form

037

My landlord cooks me pasta, yummy!!
Although it's freezing outside, I feel warm!
Last night he shared his works with me.
Tonight, he shared all what have happened to his life with me.

036

Wow! There is free wireless broadband service,
someone in my neighbourhood
must have forgotten to set password.
It's great to be a free rider!

035

Then I go to the too big supermarket to get some necessities,
it's too heavy! There is a 20 min walk from home.
I'm still excited, it's not bad to take some exercise.

034

This room has been abandoned for a long time,
it's covered in dust!
I'm so excited that I don't mind to give my new room a good clean-up.

033

Although there aren't too many belongings, packing,
moving and unpacking are extremely tiring.
When I prepare to go to sleep, my landlord shows me his drawings,
it's extremely large in quantity!
He seems very eager to force others to see his works too, I lose!

032

031

Call a mini cab from Addison Lee which is very professional,
the driver is in suit and very responsible,
the fare is lower than that of a taxi.
There is a LV suitcase at the back of the car,
it puts my paper boxes to shame!

030

I'm moving.

029

Blood-curdling, how can this be allowed in western civilization?

028

To look trendy, firstly, you must resist the cold weather,
and secondly, your legs must be thin enough!

027

The landlord is her friend, an Irish Artist.
At 6:00p.m., it's getting dark.
He sits in front of the window, blocking the light.
Basically I'm talking to a silhouette.

026

Make friends with a Macau girl I met in the artfair.
She hasn't suggested me to try the renown buffet dinner
in a new casino in macau, instead,
she refers me to a friend who has a room to let.

025

Room Visit.
The landlord is a couple from Pakisten.
What? Pork is not allowed...

024

Looking for accommodation from internet.
I can't distinguish one district from another,
I totally have no idea on how to start.

023

I find a way to travel free.
Get onto the bus from second and third door,
choose a seat which is close to the yellow circular reader,
don't 'touch in' unless a ticket officer is present.
Attention: Don't try this if you're slow, you can be fined 20 pounds!

022

Oyster card is similar to Octopus card in Hong Kong,
80p a ride during off-peak hours.